GuidesThings worth knowing before you hire somebody like me.

I wrote these for hosts and planners who’ve never booked this kind of entertainment. I’ve tried to keep the sales pitch out of them. If you want the pitch, the form’s at the bottom of the page.

Tell me about your party and I’ll call you.

I’d rather talk for ten minutes than trade six emails. I’ll ask about the crowd and the timing, tell you what I’d do, and give you a price before we hang up. You don’t have to decide on the call.

Sets start at $700.